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Joke of the Day
"What happened to the blind surgeon? He got the sack."
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"[Doctors appointment] Me: It hurts when I go like this. *gets up and leaves and goes to work*"
"What's the difference between JFK and Bill Clinton? One got his head blown off, the other was assassinated"
"If people rode their spouses like they did their brakes the divorce rate would drop drastically."
"Girlfriend: Have you ever been with a fat chick? Me: Nope, you're the first one. Gf: What? Me: What?"
"So a baby seal walks into a club ........ ^^^that's ^^^it."
"Policeman: Why were you speeding? Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on ""America's Most Wanted."""
"What did Sigmund Freud do for mother's day? His mom."
"What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor? One does not simply walk into Mordor"
"My mute grandfather always said:"