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Joke of the Day

"How are women and hurricanes alike? The both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave."

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"What is a mathematicians favorite Eagles song? Take it to the limit. RIP Glenn Frey"
"My collegue just threw my punch card at me, I ducked just in time!!! But I almost got clocked out!"
"I ran out of tortilla chips so I'm freebasing salsa."
"What is the main attraction at a Nazi Theme park? Genoslide."
"If there's enough room to spell 'bootylicious' on the back of your shorts, it probably isn't."
"Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up? A: To catch everything that goes over their heads"
"*jerks off to a picture of a good personality*"
"Cop: Ma'am, Are you intoxicated? Me: Are YOU intoxicated! Cop: No Me: Prove it! Cop: *puts handcuffs on me* Me: I like where this is going."
"If you don't like the news, go out and make some."
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