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Joke of the Day
"What is brown and sticky? a stick"
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"Why dont blind people go skydiving? It scares the hell out of the dog."
"I finally figured out why your sister is not a ballet dancer... Because every time she does a split, she sticks to the floor."
"Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he never never lands!"
"A blonde walks into a doctor's office and says, Doc, I'm horribly sick! The doctor looks at her and asks, flu? No, I drove here."
"If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"
"I got another letter from this lawyer today. It said ""Final Notice""... Good that he will not bother me anymore."
"I saw such an heart touching story of a... burglar and a victim."
"A jumper cable walks into a bar The bartender says okay I'll serve you, as long as you don't start anything."