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Joke of the Day

"A dark sense of humor is like a Make-A-Wish child, never gets old."

"What do you call movie night at Bill Cosby's house? Netflix and pill"

"""I'm THIRSTY!"" ""Can I have a drink?"" ""DAAAAAAAAD!"" ""I WANT WAAAAAAAAAAAAATER!"" See? My son can turn water into whine, too. Your move, God."

"A little boy wrote a letter to Santa stating he wanted a little sister The next day he got a letter from santa saying: Ok send me your mother"

"How do you know you're in a redneck family? When your sister's pussy tastes like your dad's dick."

"I was named Chief Speaker at the Society of Introverts. Thank God no-one showed up."

"How many girlfriends does it take to change a light bulb? It has to change for itself."

"So my dog's pregnant & she's never been in contact with another dog & I'm having a lot of accusations thrown my way."

"Why was the crocodile taking viagra? He was suffering from eREPTILE disfunction."

"I'm worried about my girlfriend recently... I'm always worried if shes eating well, sleeping well, or if she exists at all."