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Joke of the Day
"Nothing says ""I hope your birthday sucks as much as you do"" like an Applebees' gift card."
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"Nice beard bro looks like you just ate a bunch of lollipops then made out with your cat"
"The Real Iron Man (Chemistry Joke) My dad and I were talking and figured out who the real Iron Man is. Ferrous Bueller"
"Do you know why I hate drinking with blind people? They can't handle their liquor--They always black out"
"Before you pride yourself on being a big fish, make sure you're not swimming in a puddle."
"How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because the cops are just gonna beat the walls for being black."
"#NewSATQuestions Starbucks messed up Kate's order. Kate's white. How done is she? a.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even"
"Relationship Status: I'm a Rubik's Cube. Now try and figure me out."
"My sex life and gaming life are pretty similar. I play a lot of single player."
"What's a fundamentalist Christian's favorite type of car? A convertible."