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Joke of the Day

"The Real Iron Man (Chemistry Joke) My dad and I were talking and figured out who the real Iron Man is. Ferrous Bueller"

"The winds of change can blow me."

"A farmer invested $10 million of his own money for a research on 'effects of Marijuana on cattle'. The steaks were high."

"I got a new job crushing cans... It's so depressing..."

"Where do cows like to ride on trains? In the cow-boose."

"If your tweet says ""I'm at a bar getting drunk again"" with ""via web"" below it, what do you think are the chances I'm going to believe you?"

"I heard my ex girlfriend needs a new kidney I'm not worried, her body hasn't rejected an organ in 25 years. -Tom Cotter"

"This is my stepladder... I never knew my real ladder."

"You are so ugly when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away."

"My strong stance on drinking milk straight from the carton has met with no opposition from people who haven't caught me yet."