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Joke of the Day

"The Real Iron Man (Chemistry Joke) My dad and I were talking and figured out who the real Iron Man is. Ferrous Bueller"

"My boyfriend wanted a serious relationship so we stopped smiling at each other."

"What is the difference between a Poodle and a Pitbull? If the Pitbull starts humping your leg he gets to finish."

"Sometimes I wish I was a cat just so I can constantly ignore everything said to me while licking the inside of my thigh."

"If you managed to figure out the code to someone else's luggage... Could you say you solved the case?"

"Whatever you do in life, always give 100%...unless you're donating blood..."

"What's Jared Fogles favourite Vietnamese cocktail? Sum yung gai"

"#MakeAFilmUncomfortable The Godfather - With Benefits"

"What word starts with F, ends with UCK, and people look for it when it gets a little too hot... A firetruck... .. You dirty person you... :-)"

"A cow once saved my life. I guess you could call it Bovine Intervention."