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Joke of the Day

"How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because the cops are just gonna beat the walls for being black."

"What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet? I need to know before my court date on Monday."

"Parenting is all about wanting to say, ""No one cares, honey"" 100x a day AND NEVER DOING IT."

"What's 6 inches long and starts with a p? ........... a shit (think about it)"

"People ask me what it's like designing children's parks... It's all swings and roundabouts to be honest"

"College Jesus Jesus opens the fridge, one of his roommates asks: ""is it wine yet"". Jesus says no it says 'still water'"

"My friend called me from a private number last night so I just returned the favor by knocking on his door with a ski mask on."

"A woman goes to the doctor... The doctor asks ""What seems to be the problem?"" She responds, ""Every time I sneeze, I orgasm"" The doctor ask, ""Are you taking anything for it?"" ""Yeah, pepper."""

"What does a vegetarian zombie eat? Grrrains."

"What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? Little Caesars"