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Joke of the Day

"#NewSATQuestions Starbucks messed up Kate's order. Kate's white. How done is she? a.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even"

"What is a Pokemon master's favorite kind of pasta? Wartortellini!"

"If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth the $20"

"I Am So Depressed. I Think Suicide Is The Only Answer. If my bitch ex-wife would just commit suicide my life would be so much better."

"What do you get when toss a hand grenade into a French kitchen? Linoleum blownapart."

"Whats a Floridian hookers favorite drink? Sunny-D"

"It's just a flesh wound... *looks down at hibachi knives I just pretended I was Master Chef with* *looks at bystander I just chop chopped*"

"""Wanna hear a joke?"" ""Alright then."" ""What's the difference between a toilet and a fridge?"" ""I don't know,"" ""You're disgusting."""

"Uppercuts a horse. Creates the first girrafe."

"Yo momma's so fat ...that the city of Dublin was named after her daily weight gain."