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Joke of the Day
"Relationship Status: I'm a Rubik's Cube. Now try and figure me out."
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"""I have parrot-like reflexes."" ""Don't you mean cat-like reflexes?"" ""Don't you mean cat-like reflexes?"""
"Donald Trump doesn't have one solid, concrete idea! Except for the wall."
"*texting with girls* Her: I <3 you Me:[throws phone in disgust but picks it up and texts back angrily] you're less than 3"
"Q: What did the candle say when he was down on his luck? A: I'm at wick's end."
"[i fall down the stairs & break my back] Me: Siri, call me 911 Siri: okay.. I will call you 911 from now on Me: haha nice Siri: thanks 911"
"Why do so many Asians wear glasses? All that squinting gives them astigmatism"
"Apparently champagne is the easiest alcohol to digest, so I'm going to consume several bottles to wash down my salad."
"Two guys walked in a bar and said.. The Game."
"Here, let me loosen those morals for you."