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Joke of the Day
"What's a fundamentalist Christian's favorite type of car? A convertible."
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"A little Harry Potter humour... How did the witches and wizards in the Alzheimer's ward refer to Voldemort? You-knew-who"
"Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together."
"[groaner] Have you guys seen Viking Wars? It stars Harrison Fjord."
"A man cuts a hunk of meat from his torso and cooks it in a pan. As he bleeds out, he realises: ""I've made a big me-steak"""
"GOD: Go forth, my tiny friends! ANTS: Hooray! ANGEL: Ok next creation ... The anteater. ANTS: The what now?"
"Q: Where do bees go on their day off? A: To the wax museum."
"My mate asked why I've got a Neo costume in my closet; so I told him about the time his sister said she'd only give it up for 'the one'..."
"(Adobe CEO's house) Like the new couch hun? Update it. What about the wallpap... UPDATE IT ALL. You're scaring the ki... UPDATE THEM TOO..."
"What do they call brassieres in Germany? Holdzemfromfloppen"