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Joke of the Day

"My sex life and gaming life are pretty similar. I play a lot of single player."

"What do you call a slutty toaster? A crumb dumpster"

"A guy goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide The librarian looks at him and says, ""Fuck off, you won't return it!"""

"I never really liked Robin Williams movies. They may be funny, but they keep hanging around.^I'll^see^myself^out..."

"What is green and smells like pork? Kermit the Frog's finger."

"Bald people struggle with improv, They can't seem to come up with anything off the top of their head."

"Doctor, how long do I have left to live? - Ten. - Ten what? - Nine."

"why can't you keep a jew in jail? they eat lox..."

"What did the psychiatrist say to the patient that showed up wearing Saran Wrap and nothing else? I can clearly see your nuts!"

"I asked my Indian father for a PS3 He said ""No beta, it's pronounced PH.D."""