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Joke of the Day

"Do you know why I hate drinking with blind people? They can't handle their liquor--They always black out"

"I just want to have the poker face of a toddler that tells you that they didn't poop their pants."

"What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? Hey! We really DO taste like chicken!"

"When we were vacationing in New Zealand, I bought myself a back-scratcher made from a Kangaroo claw. ... ... The only downside is when I use it on myself, I end up feeling jumpy the rest of the day."

"Say what you will about women but I think being able to turn one sentence into a six hour argument takes talent."

"What is a duck's favorite drug? Quack. Girlfriend came up with it. It was so bad it was good."

"Red Dead Redemption 2 announced! Not. :^ )"

"Woah!!! You're a much fatter family than the stick figures on your rear window would indicate!"

"What do you call an Asian race car driver Nobody knows"

"Did you hear the one about the 2 gay ghosts? They kept giving each other the willies!"