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Joke of the Day
"Nice beard bro looks like you just ate a bunch of lollipops then made out with your cat"
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"Movie idea: Channing Tatum and Chris Hemsworth are called on by the US government to take their shirts off and punch people who read books."
"""Hmm, throw a 'b' in there just to fuck with people."" - the asshole that created the word ""doubt."""
"What do you call five tomatoes? A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER."
"*posts selfie with full makeup and 3 filters* Caption: I'm so sick, I feel like dog crap & I look sooooo gross"
"The seven dwarves were sitting in a sauna feeling happy so happy got up and left"
"I knew a guy obsessed with baking pastries. He was a real dough-nut."
"What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common? They both have the same middle names."
"What is the Puerto Rican national anthem? Partly in the USA"
"Making dinner in a slow cooker involves two of my favorite things: food and panicking that I've left an appliance on for seven hours."