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Joke of the Day
"I'm trying to think of an unemployment joke. But none of them work."
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"What do you say to an airplane when it gets mad? Cool your jets."
"Why don't most fans like the first 39 episodes of DBZ? Its pretty gay, just Saiyan."
"Did you hear about the guy with a premature ejaculation problem? I hear he just comes outta nowhere!"
"[drops son off for 1st day at daycare] ""Ok, Mr Hughes, see you at 3 o'clock."" ""Not a chance. He's your problem now."""
"My friend asked ""What do blind people think about when they masturbate?"" I'd be willing to bet that it is something along the lines of ""Who the f*ck is watching me"""
"A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""Hey."" The horse says, ""Sure."""
"My little girl was staring at the letters on my coffee mug she's very QRS about the alphabet.... I'll see myself out."
"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Buh dum tsss"
"Try saying ""I like cops"" without your lips touching"