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Joke of the Day

"I'm trying to think of an unemployment joke. But none of them work."

"You can tell a lot about a person during the opening of Queen's ""Under Pressure"" depending on how bummed they are it's not ""Ice Ice Baby""."

"Which is worse, insouciance or ignorance? I don't know and I don't care."

"One thing books from 100 years ago teach us is that if you leave a baby in the jungle, it'll be fine. Better than fine, actually."

"What's the difference between a coyote and a flea? One howls on the prairie; the other prowls on the hairy."

"Did you hear about the red tarmac that went around murdering people? It was a cycle-path."

"A Muslim walks into a bar BANG (bomb explodes)"

"How do Reavers clean their spears? They send them through the Wash."

"Did you hear about the lady lawyer who went to her gynecologist? The gynecologist said, "" Let's use this device to spread your vagina."" The lawyer shouts, ""I object! Calls for speculation!"" I'll go..."

"I ordered a new joke in the mail... It's pretty funny, but I haven't quite gotten the delivery yet"