214307

Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy with a premature ejaculation problem? I hear he just comes outta nowhere!"

Next Joke
 
"A barbed-wire tattoo on my arm keeps my arm horses from running away"
"What do you call it when a cat howls? It Meyowls"
"What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Get off me, homes!"
"You're all invited to my second bar mitzvah where I become a child once again"
"My parents are so poor.... If I dont wake up with a boner Christmas morning I'll have nothing to play with."
"My boss just farted. I asked him if he was trying to get the condom out. I am jobless now."
"What do you call an underwater dog? A sub woofer!"
"Breaking news!!! Ne ws"
"The Walking Dead or the Grammys. Do you watch the bloodthirsty monsters ready to eat each other to survive or do you go with Walking Dead?"
Terms & Privacy