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Joke of the Day

"My little girl was staring at the letters on my coffee mug she's very QRS about the alphabet.... I'll see myself out."

"This girl came up to me today and said she recognised me from vegetarian club I was confused, I'd never met herbivore"

"Romeo and Juliet is my favorite story about how when you fall in love, it's best to just kill yourself."

"When a transgender goes missing.. You put their photo on a carton of Half and Half."

"So Candlejack walks into a ba"

"A single text to my mom is like pulling that loose thread on a sweater."

"I see said the blind man... ...as he picked up his hammer and saw."

"The Romans have a lot of Gods. They have a God for everything. The only thing they don't have a God for is premature ejaculation. But I hear that's coming quickly."

"What is Batman's Japanese emergency number? 7777-Batman"

"Abortion, just brings out the kid in you."