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Joke of the Day

"My little girl was staring at the letters on my coffee mug she's very QRS about the alphabet.... I'll see myself out."

"If you want to hear an elderly couple arguing for 2 hrs about whether they closed their garage door, go to a movie at 11AM on a weekday."

"I said to my wife, 'Hey, I really love these new furry condoms.'' 'Bob, that's a cat.'"

"Team work is important, it helps to put the blame on someone else."

"The darkest joke ever. [It was the darkest joke ever, till you spoiled it by hovering, or highlighting or whatever the hell you did...](#s)"

"A Prime Rib, A Baked Potato, and a Garden Salad walk into a bar... The bartender snaps his head away from the newspaper and yells, ""Beat it, guys!"" ""We don't serve food!"""

"""The club can't even handle me right now."" What, like structurally? Should we call an engineer? Evacuate? Please advise."

"When's the worst time to eat candy? When she's on her period."

"A joke I thought of: I don't know if fo' sho' means ""for short"" or ""for shore"", but I like to think that people are being overly nautical."

"How many dead memes does it take to change a lightbulb? Twenty-one."