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Joke of the Day
"Try saying ""I like cops"" without your lips touching"
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"Instead of racism or misogyny, why not hate the people who wear pyjamas and slippers to the airport?"
"Cilla Black arrived at the pearly gates She was greeted by Saint Peter who asked ""who are you and were do you come from"""
"Why cant you watch TV in Afghanistan? Because of the tele-ban."
"""What are you doing? Are you writing down everything I'm saying?! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG?!?!"" -anyone dating Taylor Swift"
"Arguing with a woman is like being attacked by a bear... You're better off playing dead and hoping they get bored and walk away!"
"The only cat like reflex I possess is turning and staring at the wall when you talk to me."
"Drink like a fish and you'll never feel like a fish out of water socially. You might look like one but you'll never feel like one..."
"A feminist asked me how I see lesbians Apparently in ""HD"" wasn't the right answer"
"What do you call a knight with a morning star? Don"