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Joke of the Day

"What do you say to an airplane when it gets mad? Cool your jets."

"Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead"

"Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?...Son: I don't know. The dentist kept it"

"At my age, a new driver's license doesn't have an Expires On date. It has a Renew If You Haven't Expired On date."

"Why are fish only happy inside? They have in-door fins"

"I couldnt go back to work, especially after what my shitty boss said to me. Damn, what did he say? You are fired"

"I was confused when my wife asked me what I spent $108 on at the liquor store. I answered ""liquor?"" All is not a trick question. Apparently"

"When did the criminal get smart? When the judge threw the book at him."

"Why does a giraffe need such a long neck? Because its head is so far away from its body."

"What's the difference a Whore and a Bitch? A Whore will fuck anybody, a Bitch will fuck anybody but me."