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Joke of the Day
"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Buh dum tsss"
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"What do you call the first migrant off the boat? Amhere What do you call the second migrant off the boat? Amhere Azwel What do you call the third migrant off the boat? Amhere Azwell Azhim"
"If my friends circle was a pizza... ...I would be the crust"
"A man calls in sick... A man calls in sick and his boss replies and asks ""how sick are you?"" Well, I am fucking my sister so pretty sick."
"The stock market is astrology for people who think they're too good for astrology."
"CW: You're not wearing a costume. M: Yes I am. CW: You're dressed as yourself? M: No. I'm a serial killer. We look just like everyone else."
"Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween? Because Dec 25 = Oct 31"
"TIL Trampolines were originally called Jumpolines.. ..until your mom jumped on one."
"""my eye is up here"" -Illuminati pyramid"
"What's the deal with Arab Airlines food... Emirate?"