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Joke of the Day
"Why don't most fans like the first 39 episodes of DBZ? Its pretty gay, just Saiyan."
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"What's Mitt Romney's favorite make of vehicle? A Mack truck, because it already has a little dog on top."
"""We've traced the call. It's coming from INSIDE THE HORSE!"" -Trojan 911 dispatcher"
"Sorry I panicked and told your kids that Santa is able to visit every house in one night because he does meth."
"German sausages, eh? They're the Wurst!"
"Cop: Know why I pulled you over? ""No"" Cop: *points* Your buck naked [turns to deer in passenger seat] ""Jesus Frank, put your fur back on"""
"Placing my signature wherever i go. Because, signature move!"
"What was the deaf mans favorite song? The Sound of Silence."
"There are three kinds of people in this world... Those that can do Math, and those that can't."
"If a camera adds on 10 pounds..... If a camera adds on 10 pounds, do African children even exist?"