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Joke of the Day
"A bad joke.... Two sailors walk into a bar. And both come out. (If you know this joke, great)"
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"A cashier working a dead end minimum wage job found a way out, by having sex with the register He came into some money"
"My Gold plated butt-plug business is being sued by Apple. Apparently they have a patent for overpriced crap for arseholes."
"I just melted an ice cube by staring at it. Took a bit longer than I thought it would, though."
"If Russia prepares for war the way it prepares for the Olympics then we have nothing to worry about."
"What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect ? The Masked-quito !"
"Leia: *gasps* Chewbacca, you're naked! Chewbacca: *hastily puts back on his bandoleer*"
"If your wife says ""what would you do without me?"" ""Live happily ever after"" is NOT the correct answer. Brrrr it's cold in this doghouse :("
"What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do? A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!"
"I don't usually spank the kids while we're in Walmart but yours were just asking for it."