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Joke of the Day

"A cashier working a dead end minimum wage job found a way out, by having sex with the register He came into some money"

"2010 prediction: Tiger Woods will leave golf entirely and begin a career in politics, where sex scandals are more widely accepted."

"People who joke about cancer... Have no sense of Tumor"

"I used to be a gynecologist... But after I started shaking, they wouldn't stop following me home."

"Why doesn't mexico have an olympic team? ...because everyone who can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border"

"Why is a dachshund a cowboy's favorite dog? They're always singing about getting a ""long little doggy""."

"So a black guy walks into a bank... Approaching the nearest available teller, he says, ""Hi, I'd like to file for bankruptcy."" ""Okay"", the teller replies, ""what's your name?"" ""Fifty Cent"" badum tisss"

"What are the 3 rules to buying real estate, the difference between jock itch and athlete's foot, and breastfeeding and a glass of milk? Location, location, location."

"Parallel lines have so much in common.... it's a shame they're never gonna meet."

"Fur Coats will make you into a Man They really put hair on your chest."