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Joke of the Day

"A cashier working a dead end minimum wage job found a way out, by having sex with the register He came into some money"

"What do you do with 365 used condoms? Roll them up into a tire and call it a Goodyear?"

"Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd Never Forget"

"Consciousness: That annoying time between naps."

"College is expensive, BUT your student ID saves $3 at the movies. So really it pays for itself if you go to the theater 30,000 times."

"What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day? On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish."

"I don't even know how to read a digital clock I can only tell the time on the ones with the hands"

"What did the messed up psychologist have for dinner? Freud rice."

"Probably my worst birthday was my 9th because my mom was in jail & her boyfriend TJ made me a pinata filled with maggots & hair."

"What do you have to use to check a test on Telemarketing? A Scamtron."