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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect ? The Masked-quito !"

"I renewed my driver's license today and was asked if I wanted to be an organ donor. I declined but did offer to give them my old harmonica."

"British accent. Say ""Beer can"" with a British accent... I just taught you how to say ""Bacon"" with a Jamaican accent. ."

"What do you give an octomom for mother's day? A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies."

"I bought a great book today: The History of Krazy Glue I can't put it down"

"Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one; hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*"

"Betsy the cow applied to leather crafting college early decision. Unfortunately she was defurred."

"On the occasion of Women's Day...my wife decided to take a rest ...so I am the boss for today....."

"Turns out, humans aren't the only ones who have trouble with homonyms. My dog keeps saying ""rough"" instead of ""ruff""."

"I'm going to leave the presents out and hide my kids in the closet until Christmas."