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Joke of the Day
"I don't usually spank the kids while we're in Walmart but yours were just asking for it."
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"What language do farsighted people speak? Farsi."
"If April showers bring May flowers what do Mayflowers bring? Genocide."
"Why do people ask ""what the hell were you thinking""? Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it"
"Mother: How do you like your new teacher ? Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one !"
"What's the difference between a penis and a Christmas present? You wrap the present *after* you put it in the box."
"I named my WIFI after my Ex Girlfriend. I never really connect with it, it's very slow and also because I caught my neighbour using it."
"If a blind girl says you have a big dick.. She probably is just pulling your leg."
"There are four Mexicans, one Chinese person, and three black people standing on your lawn. What do you have? A sprinkler system. Spic, spic, spic, spic, chink! Nigga, nigga, nigga."
"what do you call a comedian who also happens to be a skeleton funny bones"