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Joke of the Day

"If Russia prepares for war the way it prepares for the Olympics then we have nothing to worry about."

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"Mechanic : your motor is losing power and it won't last long. Me : you been talking to my wife bro?"
"[pulling the casket a few inches away from the wall during a funeral] sorry just need to plug in my phone for a minute"
"Right now, somewhere in China, someone is wokking their dog"
"acording to Jane Eyre... Love is blind"
"What do you call ratting out the President's daughter for smoking weed? High treason."
"Two scientists walk into a bar... One asks for a H2O, the other asks for a H2O too. The bartender hands them both glasses of water and asks them why they're talking in scientific terms."
"I don't like male pornstars They always are fucking assholes"
"What did the hair stylist do when the Beach Boys came on? The barber ran"
"Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers? New Jersey had first choice."
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