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Joke of the Day

"If your wife says ""what would you do without me?"" ""Live happily ever after"" is NOT the correct answer. Brrrr it's cold in this doghouse :("

"Go ahead, judge me. Wait, let me get my bat first. Alright, I'm ready now."

"Bad Luck Lincoln: Comes back from the dead, faces his fear by seeing a concert In Paris"

"Britney Spears' career That's the joke."

"What's similar between an angry cow and one of the most easily detected leptonic decay channels of the z boson? They've both got a muon!"

"I wonder if Woody or Buzz have ever met Andy's moms toys. I think it would cause mass confusion as they probably share the same names."

"How do you spot a egocentric vocalist? They warm up singing, 'Mi, mi, mi.... Mi!'"

"Knock knock Who's there? Allah. Allah who? Allah who akbar!"

"There's a difference between racism and fact... Niggers are stinky - fact"

"Decided to plant some marijuana seeds in my vegetable garden hoping I could come up with some dope beets."