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"What do you do for a pig with sore muscles? Rub him with oinkment."
"I bet the creator of the artificial heart is pretty pissed that we still use ""sliced bread"" as our basis for great inventions."
"Watching the Flintstones in the UAE... is not possible in Dubai because the people don't like it. But the people from Abu Dhabi do."
"Why did the weather want privacy? -It was changing"
"What is the difference between Emo teenagers and your lawn? Your lawn won't cut itself."
"Two aerials meet on a roof fall in love get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant."
"Don't give your heart to someone unless you're 100% certain that you're dead."
"Like grandpa always said, 'If you kids don't stop retweeting yourself, you'll go blind.'"
"What goes clop clop clop - BANG! BANG! BANG! - clop clop clop? An Amish drive-by shooting"