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Joke of the Day
"What goes clop clop clop - BANG! BANG! BANG! - clop clop clop? An Amish drive-by shooting"
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"If I ever die, I'm going to be so mad about all the times I ate kale."
"I asked for her number she said sex sex sex I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight! I said, Wow! Then her friend said, She means 666-3629."
"Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter? Your ears stay warmer."
"You may want to check out my new book on masturbation. It's called ""50 ways to love your lever"""
"*dog walks into a pet store wearing a fake moustache* ""Hello sir or ma'am I would like to lovingly adopt your most delicious cat"""
"There's a button on this hotel phone that says, ""Pizza"". I may never leave."
"If someone specifies that you're book-smart and not street-smart or street-smart but not book-smart, they're calling you stupid."
"""Madame, I will have your finest package of gum, and money is no object."" how I impressed the hot cashier at the gas station just now"
"I once overdosed on Viagra. My wife took it really hard."