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Joke of the Day
"What do you do for a pig with sore muscles? Rub him with oinkment."
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"My wife decided to take up painting Not to be outdone, I became an art critic."
"The first rule of tautology club... Is the first rule of tautology club."
"So batman's son got into the rap industry .. They call him Lil' Wayne"
"Weekend's coming up. Time to surf the real world."
"How did the elephant get out of the river? Wet"
"you gotta hand to short people. Because they can't reach it."
"GUIDE TO BEING BATMAN: 1. Lose parents, inherit everything 2. Let people get murdered 3. Never murder the Joker cause he's the best at puns"
"Dad joke Do any of you, when going poop, say ""Get out of me you piece of shit!"" And then chuckle cuz it's a literal piece of shit?"
"A man, his sister and his wife walk into the voting booth to vote for Donald Trump. They've both given it a lot of thought."