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Joke of the Day

"Watching the Flintstones in the UAE... is not possible in Dubai because the people don't like it. But the people from Abu Dhabi do."

"The lady in front of me wearing yoga pants keeps bending over to pick up quarters, hope she will for dimes too, as I'm out of quarters."

"How much do I trust reddit? I went on /r/starwars before seeing the new Star Wars."

"Paedophiles Pedophiles are really only a minor concern"

"I hated Sex Ed at school. Or 'Sexy Edward', to give him his full name."

"I would tell you a butter joke... But you would probably just spread it."

"Think I might change my kids name to Worldstar... So whenever he is in a fight people would be cheering for him."

"Rectum.. ...damn near killed 'em!"

"I just want to meet a nice girl who hates the same stuff as me."

"What do you call someone who swings both ways? A child, it's a child on a swing you fuckin' sicko; get outta here"