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Joke of the Day

"Watching the Flintstones in the UAE... is not possible in Dubai because the people don't like it. But the people from Abu Dhabi do."

"I just had the thought ""pfft. Your father can't die before you are born,"" and I believed it for a full minute. Because I'm smert."

"Your mom is like a bowling ball she gets picked up, fingered, thrown down a dark alley, and she always comes back for more."

"The bus carrying the Chinese tourists crashed. It hit a language barrier."

"I use green hand soap because I like to imagine I just jerked off a leprechaun"

"*first astronaut lands on Mars* NASA: How does it feel son? Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band"

"Don't judge if you don't know me. Unless you're making my pizza & you say ""This guy looks like he wants extra cheese"" then please do."

"I just paid 400 for a cup. What a mug."

"What's your favourite food if you hate Microsoft Word? TeX-MeX"

"What sound does a debugging Web Developer make? Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. *only true Web Developers will understand* *original joke*"