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Joke of the Day
"Why did the weather want privacy? -It was changing"
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"What do you call a teacher that's always late? Mr. Bus (think about it)"
"A rabbi walks into a bar with a frog on one shoulder ... The bartender says, ""Hey, where'd you get that?"" And the frog says, ""Brooklyn, der's hundreds of um."""
"What's the difference between a man and an octopus? Octopus: eight tentacles, each its own neural structure that offloads work from the brain Human Male: one tentacle which controls brain"
"Generally, the phrases ""I'm sorry"" and ""I apologise"" are used synonymously... But not at a funeral."
"I don't want to brag or make anybody jealous, but I can still fit into the earrings I wore in high school."
"Pac-man walks into Pizzeria... and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic."
"Mad bunny What is the difference between an angry rabbit and a counterfeit dollar bill? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny."
"If I ever go missing, just follow my kids. They can find me no matter where I try to hide!"
"What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage? Divine intervention. edit: Oh."