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Joke of the Day

"How much hate does it take to qualify as a ""hater""? I hate tons of stuff."

"I met a girl last night at a bar... She said she wanted the night to be magical... So i fucked her and disappeared."

"Hello, Atheist Ghostbusters? Yes? I have a ghost in my bathroom. No, you don't. Oh, right. Thanks so much! That's why we're here."

"What does expensive pasta cost? A pretty penne"

"Why yes, I do live under a rock. It's called the moon."

"What's 7 inches long and hasn't been sucked in over 2 years? Whitney Houston's crack pipe."

"I automatically HATE whoever ""declined to be interviewed for this documentary."""

"Why don't you want your nose to be 12 inches long? because then it would be a foot!"

"Just heard my neighbor say ""Wow"" from inside her house about the fart I just did inside mine."

"I used to think it was cool when all those athletes would say hi to my mom on TV."