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Joke of the Day
"How much hate does it take to qualify as a ""hater""? I hate tons of stuff."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Arbus ! Arbus who ? Arbus leaves in 5 minutes ?"
"I watch too much Asian porn... I accidentally learned to speak Korean."
"I like this new trend in hotels where to get some light on you have to walk around the room for 5 minutes turning 8 small lights on."
"""You are what you eat."" ARE YOU CALLING ME A PUSSY?"
"A son asks his dad, ""What's the difference between a boy and a girl?"" His dad answers, ""Well, there's a vas deferens!"""
"Me I'm a joke."
"What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through? Oh God, not the B's!"
"Someone: What are you up to? Me: Fuxing with all my facebook friends via their newsfeeds. You?"
"To back up his ""every action has an equal and opposite reaction"" theory, Newton should've released one simultaneously saying ""no it doesn't"""