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Joke of the Day

"How do you know if your girlfriend is getting fat? She doesn't fit into your wife's clothes anymore."

"Adel and Lionel Richie... Adel and Lionel Ritchie met at the Grammys last weekend. All they said was ""Hello"""

"I've been drinking and trying to think of a great tweet for a few hours now and here it is: FARTS"

"I really wanted to remarry the woman I divorced a year ago, but she said I was only after my money."

"Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make your little girl cry! But if she's gonna have those ears, she's gonna need a sense of humor."

"No one is listening until you fart."

"What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside? A lightbulb."

"Don't feel like going to the gym? Go to all your ex's facebook pages and see who they're dating now. Then go to the gym."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Carrie ! Carrie who ? Carrie on camping !"

"Whats the opposite of nickle back? Bill front (Money jokes i got em)"