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Joke of the Day

"Don't feel like going to the gym? Go to all your ex's facebook pages and see who they're dating now. Then go to the gym."

"Why does Santa have a garden? So he can hoe-hoe-hoe! ^^^^^That's_a_knee_slapper..."

"Me: No, you hang up first Pizza Hut: *click*"

"I guess Phillip Hughes was the first Aussie To die of a bowler. Badum Tiss."

"How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Only juan."

"People laughed when I said I wanted to be a professional snooker player. They're not laughing now because it was ages ago."

"A penny lies below the cliff where a jew and black man jumps from, who wins? We don't have enough information to conclude who's likely to win"

"Can you really take sticks and twigs and make them into clothing? Sew it wood seam"

"GOD: for this to work, I need them to feel love CUPID: how about I shoot them through the heart with an arrow? GOD: ur starting to worry me"

"How do Reavers clean their spears? They run them through the Wash. (In honor of the late Shepard Book. RIP)"