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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Carrie ! Carrie who ? Carrie on camping !"

"What's the best part about banging twenty two year olds? There's twenty of them."

"Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The wedding was lousy, but the reception was great."

"Paris Hilton is suddenly a DJ? Well. Then I'm a dragon."

"Grad School: Because it's better than saying ""I'm still looking."""

"Don't you hate it when you're peeing and someone starts talking to you? It's like, keep your mouth open or it all goes to waste."

"2015 was an odd year It will all even out this year though"

"Where do cheeses go to the bathroom? In a Parma-John."

"People think it's okay to drive like assholes until we end up at a stoplight together and I'm dropping my rottweiler through their sunroof."

"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the microwave until its Bill Withers."