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Joke of the Day

"Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make your little girl cry! But if she's gonna have those ears, she's gonna need a sense of humor."

"Body language tells us a lot about people. For example, my neighbor really doesn't like to be held underwater for more than 2 minutes."

"Doctors gave me an IQ test at the hospital. The results were negative."

"Dirty joke Whats good on pizza than on pussy?........crust!"

"What do you call a masseuse that only massages men? A misogynist."

"What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it? A moot ant"

"Why did the hipster burn his mouth on the pizza? Because he was eating it before it was cool."

"A science major says ""What's it made of?"" An engineering major says ""How is it made?"" An arts major says... ""Would you like fries with that?"""

"Why are elevator jokes so funny? Because they work on so many levels"

"*pulls up to a red light with my windows down blasting NPR*"