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Joke of the Day

"Le Jesus Joke What is the difference between white Jesus and black Jesus... Black Jesus didn't pay for his sins :3"

"KAREN ADDISON: CHEAP DATE He took me to McDonald's, backed his car through the drive-through window, so the cashier could be on my side."

"What do you call a nose with no body? Nobody knows."

"[rap battle] [my opponent attempts to drop the mic, but I stealthily tied it to his finger so it just comes back up like a yo-yo]"

"How do you make a nun pregnant? NSFW Dress her up as an altar boy."

"What is a mummies favorite genre of music? Wrap"

"My girlfriend called me a pedophile yesterday. I said wow, that's a big word for a 9 year old"

"""Hey Juan, let me tell you a funny joke yeah?"" ""Joke!"""

"Don't you just hate it when you can't go to someone's funeral Because that person is still alive?"

"I feel really sad for children with cancer and people who still use BlackBerrys."