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Joke of the Day

"Adel and Lionel Richie... Adel and Lionel Ritchie met at the Grammys last weekend. All they said was ""Hello"""

"A Cambodian, a Vietnamese, a Laotian, a Malaysian and a Burmese walk into a bar The barman refuses to serve them because they don't have any Thais"

"How did the Somali terrorist describe his flight? ""It was dynamite!"""

"I was given a load of plasticine for Christmas... I'm not sure what to make of it."

"Friendship. (A bit of a dark humour) Friend: I need to save money... Me: Get a life vest Me: And some rope. Friend: Why do I need the life vest? Me: If you have to ask, you might not need one."

"They say love is worth more than money. But I'm pretty sure my landlord is gona want more than a hug."

"Did you know that AC/DC made the longest song ever? It lasted 12 albums"

"Life without love is pointless.... Love without life is necrophilia"

"What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body? Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)"

"My GF likes it in the butt. She's an anal moll."