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Joke of the Day

"What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside? A lightbulb."

"What you get if you cross an r/jokes redditor with an author of books about the past? History repeating itself."

"Boss: Have I made myself clear? Me: No, I can still see you. Boss: Shakes head."

"Good jokes are like pizza. This is not a pizza."

"Knock knock ""Who's there?"" ""Deja"" ""Deja who?"" ""Yeah, it's me again. I left my purse!"""

"Ref: I'm sending you off Player: What for? Ref: The rest of the match!"

"The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking, but the invention of the broom swept the nation."

"There was an explosion at the world's largest sprinkles factory earlier today. Fortunately there have been no fatalities, but the number of injured are reported to be in the hundreds and thousands."

"A man walks into a fancy dress party carrying a woman on his back... The host asks the man why this is so. ""Oh, I'm a tortoise and this is Michelle"" says the man."

"My wife is kind to strangers, she stopped an old lady from buying evaporated milk... ..., and told her it was just an empty can."