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Joke of the Day
"What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside? A lightbulb."
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"On behalf of black people, I'd like to apologize for Nicki Minaj"
"Don't pollute the Earth... ...it's not Uranus."
"While deep-sea diving I was strangled by an octopus The whole experience was rather breathtaking."
"""BEST WEEKEND EVER!"" ~ The same stupid bitch on Facebook, at least twice a month..."
"Die Hard What happens when you overdose on viagra"
"The power went out. At the gigafactory."
"What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays? Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday."
"Sometimes you have to end a relationship because of the way they chew."
"Today is world piles day Get yourself checked. If you don't have piles, celebrate for being a ""perfect asshole"" If you do have piles, still celebrate, for being a ""pain in the ass"""