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Joke of the Day
"Origami was invented by a young Japanese child trying to hide his report card."
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"What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night? Morgue Attendant"
"[Romeo and Juliet as turtles] ROMEO: Death hath sucked the honey of thy breath JULIET: I'm just stuck on my back R: we're turtles, Juliet"
"""Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?"""
"How does the female reproductive system like to order its eggs? Ovaries-y"
"When I was a kid, I use to think a ""sexual predator"" was a horny alien from the movie ""predator"" Turns out my uncle just liked to collect movie costumes."
"What's an environmentalist's favorite part of a computer? The recycle bin."
"Does anyone else get bothered by that last inch the shower curtain wont cover?"
"In extremely rare cases women have been known to sleep with me."
"My wife just cleaned out her purse. So, she'll be having a garage sale later this week."