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Joke of the Day

"When I was a kid, I use to think a ""sexual predator"" was a horny alien from the movie ""predator"" Turns out my uncle just liked to collect movie costumes."

"This is the worst carnival ever. I can't believe they blocked the street off for this. Sir, this is a crime scene."

"I'm the last one on Earth... My diet is now peanut butter, honey please come back."

"Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I'm the jerk."

"Of all the millions of candidates in history, it figures that Hitler would be the one to keep his campaign promises."

"haha remember when you were a kid you'd hide inside the clothes racks at stores. can't do that as an adult. someone's stupid kid is in there"

"Movie theater employees have 2 ages: 17 104"

"I was going to view the front page But I had already reddit"

"why didn't Maria go to prom? she had no Juan to go with"

"What's the difference between a banana and a helicopter? You can helicopter your banana but you can't banana your helicopter"