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Joke of the Day

"What's an environmentalist's favorite part of a computer? The recycle bin."

"what did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped his ass"

"I now have 8 apps to communicate with the same people."

"My girlfriend says that having a small penis isn't an issue in our relationship.. I still wish she didn't have one though."

"What do Jesus and my high school girlfriend have in common? They both bled for me."

"Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear? To hide his booty."

"So the Dalai Llama walks into a pizza place... ... and says, ""make me one with everything"""

"What does Mario wear? Denim Denim Denim"

"How does a jew make coffee? Hebrews it.."

"I was thinking about donating some money to my local hospital... But then I realized they'd probably just spend it on drugs."