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Joke of the Day
"How does the female reproductive system like to order its eggs? Ovaries-y"
Next Joke
"Who is that walking up my driveway?! Anxiety in 3...2...1... [knock, knock] *sigh* ""WAIT A SECOND!"" *mumbles* ""I need to find pants."""
"Why don't women wear skirts in the winter? Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich?"
"What has one ""n"", two ""g""s, an ""i"", ""e"", and an ""r"" and you can only say this word when you belong to this group? ginger"
"Phone just autocorrected ""your"" to ""yore"" in case thou wouldst think I'm smarter than thee."
"What type of computer is unusually large? A Dell"
"I'd run a marathon but I don't know if I can handle the commitment. I mean a lifetime of telling every person you meet you ran a marathon?"
"Just ate the last slice of pizza and I wish there was more. Suddenly all of Taylor Swifts songs make sense to me."
"What do you call a Female Clown? A Clunt."
"I had to change my GPS's voice from female to male because the female GPS told me to pull over and ask for directions."