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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night? Morgue Attendant"
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"A dyslexic man ... ... walks into a bra"
"Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ""HERGGEHRHEHAIOUIGSGEG!"""
"[date] Me: Have you ever had it so deep your toes curl? Her: No, I'd love that Me: [pulls out 15th century poetry book] get ready Her: um"
"When a CW is coming out of the men's room as I walk past, I always ask if everything went well because that's the polite thing to do."
"(NSFW) What's the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly your way into a girls butthole."
"Somalis at the Olympics... The Somalian Olympic Committee issued an official apology earlier in the week, after realising that sailing and shooting are separate events."
"A waitress asks my son what he would like to eat, he replies ""I would like to devour the undead"".... He likes eggs.... Courtesy of my girlfriend"
"'I like the smell of your meat' may not have been the best greeting to the hot waiter at the BBQ joint I picked for lunch."
"I'm gonna go out on a limb here and maybe Prince Charming just doesn't like whiny bitches?"