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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night? Morgue Attendant"
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"Who would you save first? Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!"
"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art."
"You guys can laugh at my cargo pants all you want, but I just walked out of Taco Bell with 350 sauce packets."
"Did you hear about the French guy who died after eating in a fish restaurant? It must have been food poissoning."
"What do you call it when a lizard cums? Busting a newt"
"I read somewhere that Alligators only have to eat once every three weeks... if only that Disney Alligator could have waited one more day."
"One pirate kicks a second pirate in the knee... The second pirate says ""Arr!! Me knee!"" (meanie)"
"I could survive 3 months in the wilderness with a pocket knife and the contents of a woman's purse."
"I have an idea for a website where people seeking to share their views and ideas can get together and ignore each other."