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Joke of the Day
"""Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?"""
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"I used to be impatient.... ... I just don't have the time anymore."
"A woman is like a shadow: when you walk from behind she runs away. When you run from her follows you behind."
"What places have the least racial tensions? Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight."
"Two monkeys get into a bath... The first monkey says: ""OOOO OOO AHHHH AHHHH AHHHH"". The second monkey says: ""Put some cold in then."""
"Why do pencils shave? To look sharp.     Credit: 3rd grade me."
"TIL that Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection, except one. He's never gonna give you Up"
"What is a doctor's most important quality? Patience!"
"You can't make a squid cake... But you can make an octopi."
"It's 27 outside. Oh great, even the weather is younger and cooler than me now."