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Joke of the Day
"Does anyone else get bothered by that last inch the shower curtain wont cover?"
Next Joke
"Some day, I will meet a woman who loves me for who I am and supports all my dreams. And I'll think, ""Something must be wrong with this one."""
"What kind of quack doctor prescribes an odd number of pills for OCD?!"
"I hate airplanes and flying. It's like someone throwing a can full of people over the ocean and hoping someone in Europe will catch it."
"What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ? An alarm cluck !"
"What kind of car does George W. Bush drive? Porsche 9-11"
"How does Google clean their facilities? They use Google Mops."
"What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use more lube!"
"What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? Halloumi"
"I cheated on my girlfriend once We were playing monopoly and while she wasn't looking I took some of her money. Then I went upstairs and fucked her sister."