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Joke of the Day
"Tifu by farting in my girlfriend's face It was a shitty thing to do."
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"whats better than a pile of dead babys two piles of dead babys and there is 1 in the middle of each piles and they have to eat there way out"
"Where do milk shakes come from? Nervous cows!"
"What's a Pedophile's Favorite Part about Hockey? Getting there before the first period."
"What's the difference between a peeping Tom and someone who's just got out of the bath? One is rude and nosey. The other is nude and rosey!"
"Nothing is impossible. I know a man that once guessed correctly why a woman was mad at him."
"What do you call a watchful potato? A spectater."
"The wages of sin is death But hey, at least I got a job."
"Karen: Have you noticed that Daddy is getting taller ? Sharon: No why ? Karen: His head is sticking through his hair."
"We were on Family Feud once.... Yea, we fought the entire time."