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Joke of the Day
"Tifu by farting in my girlfriend's face It was a shitty thing to do."
Next Joke
"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a yo-yo. Are you stringing me along!"
"What's the difference between pea soup and roast beef? Anyone can roast beef..."
"I'm at my sexiest when I find the grown out patch of hair on the outside of my ankle I missed with the razor the last 17 times I shaved."
"Make the little things count... Teach midgets math."
"It's hard to think about mama johns staying home with all the children johns while papa johns are away at pizza wars."
"Why is it that everyone hears the car alarm for a good 5 minutes before the owner does?"
"My costume budget is pretty slim, so I'm going as 'disinterested millennial' for Halloween this year."
"Killing people is just like smoking cigarettes I can stop whenever I want"
"What's the difference between anal and oral? Oral will make your whole day, Anal will make your hole weak"