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Joke of the Day
"This just popped in my head... What's a mexican's favorite Disney movie? Mow lawn. Sorry."
Next Joke
"This mouthbreathing, fat creepy dude at work baked a cake and wrote, ""Eat cake if you want to be my girlfriend"" on it. I'm so torn right now"
"i still remember the disappointment when i learned that ""diuretic"" doesn't mean ""gives you diarrhea."" (it was 20 minutes ago)"
"Why don't gays like to play hide-and-seek? Because everyone knows they're in the closet"
"How many people does it take to circumcise a whale? Foreskin divers"
"A group of Asian kids at our local high school were busted recently for running a math lab."
"I wasn't going to follow you but that bible verse in your bio totally changed my mind."
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass rex"
"How do you know that peanuts are fattening ? Have you ever seen a skinny elephant ?"
"How did the New Orlean Pelicans get their name? They should've gone with the Hurricanes."