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Joke of the Day
"This just popped in my head... What's a mexican's favorite Disney movie? Mow lawn. Sorry."
Next Joke
"Why do hipsters hate ice skating? They could never do it before it was cool"
"Sorry about all of the alcohol and drugs, my body, but I took two sips of water before I fell asleep so we're good."
"Did you hear about the accountant who daydreams about being an actuary? He craved more risk."
"Which came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken of course, an egg cannot cum! Made this up in my sleep sorry if offends any egg lovers.."
"Camo is proper for any occasion. It's good for drinkin' beers, huntin' deers and scarin' queers. Merica."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anne ! Anne who ? Anne apple just fell on my head !"
"I tried to think of an electricity pun Now my head hertz"
"Hands down half 6 is my favourite time of day."
"My father was never proud of me. One day he asked me, ""How old are you?"" I said, ""I'm five."" He said, ""When I was your age I was six."""