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Joke of the Day

"i still remember the disappointment when i learned that ""diuretic"" doesn't mean ""gives you diarrhea."" (it was 20 minutes ago)"

"Have you been to Iran? I don't think you should go, I don't think they like joggers."

"What do you call a psychic dwarf running from the law? A small medium at large"

"who found America? :D Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did."

"What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas? ""Thanks, I'll never part with it."""

"The other day I walked up to a homeless person. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'I thought you were homeless!'"

"Why'd the hipster burn his mouth on his coffee? Because he drank it before it was cool."

"Composed a mixtake with a few bars of silence in the woods. Call it a four rest fire."

"Two pretzels were walking down the street... And one was a-salted."

"If Rick Ross was Jamaican his slogan would be Bumbuh Rawss (Say it in a Jamaican accent)"