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Joke of the Day

"I wasn't going to follow you but that bible verse in your bio totally changed my mind."

"How many vowels are in the word 'vowel'? Four. O, double-u and e."

"How is Donald Trump going to improve American produce? He is going to make American grapes again."

"When did Caesar reign ? I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him ?"

"Canon to release new camera, the Canon 80D. Sadly it can't focus."

"ME: I've been shot MEDIC: put pressure on the wound ME: ok, wound, are you saving for your child's tuition because education is important"

"10: What's it like being a grown up? Me [hands her money]: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly"

"Why did the dwarf go out of business? The overheads were too high."

"One good thing about being ugly is that when someone stares at you for too long you automatically know they wanna rob you."

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they just beat the room for being black"